My Favorite Quotes!!!

There was a footpath leading across fields in New Southgate, and I used to go there alone to watch the sunset and contemplate suicide. I did not, however, commit suicide, because I wished to know more of Mathematics.

Bertrand Russell

Death is the only real constant in the universe...The borg taught me that

Star Trek--Generations

It's just that in most of my work, the laws of physics rarely seem to apply!

The X-Files

Scully: Why is it so dark in here?

Mulder: Because the lights are out.

The X-Files

Scully: There's a marsh over there. The lights...may have been swamp gas...It's a natural phenomenon, in which phosphate and methane rising from decaying organic matter ignite, creating globes of blue flame.

Mulder: That happens to me when I eat Dodger dogs.

The X-Files

I love this place! Everyday is like Halloween.

The X-Files

Behold, I do not give lectures, I do not give a little charity; what I give, I give myself.

Joe Pecsie, With Honors

Trust me. Make enough money and the rest will follow.

Ally McBeal

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Ozzie Ozborn--I think he said this anyway, I got it from the movie Hackers

There is no right and wrong, only fun and boring

The movie: Hackers

I put my faith in the power of my own mind

Michael Keaton, Desperate Measures

Creating Mathematics is a painful and mysterious experience

Simon Singh, Fermat's Enigma

Life is all a matter of perspective...one day you may find yourself walking along a beach and suddenly being approached by two guys dressed like Metallica rejects, ordinarily, this might seem like a bad day, but if your life is in the toilet you might say, "What the Hell? I am at the beach."

David Duchovny, Playing God

I am walking through the valley of death...the time of purification is upon me...

The Simpsons, when put in the context of the show it's not as morbid as it sounds

The enemy cannot push a button, if you disable his hand.

Starship Troopers

For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong

Linux Journal

Scully: What are you thinking about?

Mulder: The usual. Fate, destiny, how to throw a curve ball.

The X-Files

Forgive me if I don't share your Euphoria.

Deep Space Nine

Get up Scully. You're not really shot. It's all in your head.

The X-Files

It's not just winning that counts, but making sure that everyone else loses...

A true victory is not defeating your opponent, but making them realize they were wrong to oppose you in the beginning.

Deep Space Nine

We all have our things

Can't Hardly Wait

Great spirits have always been persecuted by mediocre minds.

Albert Einstein

I would rather see the world from a different angle.

Jewel

A friend is someone who stabs you in the front.

Beware of enterprises which require you to buy new cloths

Thoroeu

Jon, when we started this little venture didn't we agree you would be the pillar of virtue and I would be the ass? I've lived up to my end of the bargain.

Ally McBeal

I don't believe in Beetles, I just believe in me.

Jon Lennon

I stole this from my friend Mike's page and I haven’t got the first clue who wrote it, but it is a variation of something you've probably scene engraved in a thing hanging on a wall somewhere.

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change. The courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off and also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

If you want to improve, be prepared to be thought foolish and stupid.